"...I suppose that was not terribly fair of me. I've met some truly hideous nobles and rather breathtaking commoners." Present company included. But that-

Is not something she is going to say.




Ever.


"Alcoves are better, there is less room in some respects- but you've more opportunities for leverage-" No, no, she can't do this, her skin goes pink and she buries her face in her hands, lost in helpless laughter. Point 1 to Red.